Friday, February 27, 2004
http://www.offthewall.virtue.nu/
Off the Wall has moved to another location.
If you were sick enough to bookmark sad people like us, I suggest you change it because this site won't be updated anymore.
Onward!
Until we meet again.
Blu
Posted at 09:47 pm by Blu
Monday, February 23, 2004
Ya know Blu, I've got some pictures of my own.
You just wait.
You'll get yours.
-Moose
Posted at 10:30 pm by Moose
Thursday, February 19, 2004
*sniff sniff* My baby's growing up! *SOB*
Ah. Such a young moose when I met her. No boobs, no arse, no brain...we moulded that into what would become a Moose of high stature...with boobs...and an arse...and a half-brain.
I watched her grow, date, be a 5 year old (even though she was in a 14 year old's body) and went through a lot with that one-in-a-kind Mooseness.
She's 16.
I'm so proud.
In all seriousness Sarah's become a smart, intelligent, and somewhat whacky, young woman. She has a wonderful heart and a beautiful sense of humor, and I'm happy to say she's my bestestestest friend (even if we are hundreds of miles away).
Happy Birthday, Sarah!

Sarah.....as graceful as ever...
Posted at 10:00 pm by Blu
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
No Gir, no dance, just obey me!
Daaaaaance
Doot do do doot doot do do do doot doot doot....
Why do I feel like I'm the only one writing lately...
Yes, that's a hint to you.
TAKE IT!
-Moose
Posted at 04:01 pm by Moose
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Stop and smell the CLAVICLES!!!!
I was going to say vomit, but I thought I wouldn't but that in the large letters. No need to scare the very few of you that come here. When I say few, I mean VERY few. I think I can count them on one hand. Yep, I can. Be proud of Moose, Moose can count.
Moose knows all.
Dance Moose........dance.......
-Moose
Posted at 07:35 pm by Moose
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Wilmington nurse attacked by wild dogs
For 20 hours, wild dogs treated Errol Oxendine like a piece of raw meat. The Wilmington nurse was attacked by 16 wild dogs while on his way to California.
Just over a week ago Oxendine was taking a scenic route through New Mexico, on his way to California. He pulled over near the town of Pinos Altos, and soon found himself surrounded.
He threw his cell phone in one direction and rolled into a ditch in an attempt to escape the dogs. He would stay in that ditch for the next 20 hours in below freezing temperatures.
"Every time I shivered they attacked," Oxendine recalls.
His frostbitten toes and agonizing pain didn't stop him from fighting for his life.
He described his defense against the wild dogs: "[I would] let 'em get close, then beat the snot out of them."
The animals mauled Oxendine three times before a suspicious near-by resident came upon him the next afternoon.
The rescuer told Oxendine it's a dog-eat-dog world in the mountains, and took him to the hospital.
Now, as Oxendine recovers, he counts his blessings. "I feel like a kid in a candy store," he says. "I am very lucky."
Oxendine still must retrieve his car from New Mexico. This time, he says he will take the interstate home, choosing safety over scenery.
Three of the 16 dogs have been captured. Officials in New Mexico have set traps in an attempt to capture the rest.
The three captured dogs have tested negative for rabies.
wect.com
The reason why I happened to put this in a blog full of comedy is because I actually met this man in the breezeway of my apartment as I came home with my Mom Sunday. He had apologized for looking so frightful and proceded to say "I got attacked by wild dogs in New Mexico." Let me tell you, it's not everyday you hear that fly out of a random stranger's mouth. I laughed about how obscene it was when I got to my apartment, but that man is definitely lucky to be alive.
Posted at 11:29 pm by Blu
Monday, February 09, 2004
Oh yes, we all remember the demented cartoon movie. Good memories.
I would like to take this time to ramble on about something. I hate the people in my school who call me satanic and the anti-christ. It's amusing to a point, but then it gets to the point where you just wish they wouldn't be so ignorant. I respect all religions and all people of those relgions. I respect you if you don't believe in violence solving everything, and you have good basic morals. I deeply respect those of you who take your relgions seriously and life your lifes in the best way you know and believe. The point is, if I can accept your religion, why can't you accept mine.
I am done.
-Moose
Posted at 07:33 pm by Moose
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Let's talk about sex baby....
Ok, don't get any ideas. My brother had the song playing on Kazaa all of 5 minutes ago. Yeah, freaked the hell out of me. I had set work today. Sonja and I had a little fun. You see we had to prime this piece of wood about the size of a king size bed. No biggie, coat of white paint, all done. Well Sonja asked Mr. Sands if she could paint a picture on it. Mr. Sands is like "yeah whatever, just make sure you get the thing painted". There is this kid name Jeff that was at set work, he was wearing a shirt that said "Jesus Christ, Lord of the Kings". He's very Christian. (Jesus Jerky!) So Sonja decided to draw a giant pentagram across the whole thing. Jeff looks at it and goes "That's the sign of the devil isn't it! You're all satanic" and Sonja goes "No only if you turn it upsidedown, do you invoke the evil wrath of Satan" and he's like "you wouldn't! you're evil!" and Mr. Sands just shook his head.
Jesus Jerky. Jeff would make lots of Jesus Jerky.
-Moose
Posted at 11:21 pm by Moose
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Today.
Today I went to Diversity Group and we had fun.
I have a headache. Nothing to write. Moose is making me.
I'm going to dinner in a little while.
Yay.
Posted at 06:33 pm by Blu
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Why does it have to be complicated...
I just got back from the dentist. I was just supposed to get two teeth pulled. The first one came out nicely, no problems. The second, well it wasn't so nice. Apparently the roots were very fragile and they broke. So the dentist tried to get out the root using normal tools. Nope, no luck there. They had to stop midway take about 4 x-rays, to see what in the name of all that is good was going on. So they decided they had to cut my tissues. Well at this time the anestetic was starting to wear off, cause this was only supposed to take 30 minutes, not 2 hours. In other words, it hurt. So they went in there and got out the little fragment then stitched me back up. Then the chair assitant looked at me and said "well I saved your teeth, so you can have good memories, though I don't know if you want to remember this"
So now I got a little container with my two teeth in it. Wahoo. It was loads of fun. I really mean it. I can't wait till I get to have my wisdom teeth out. I've got 4 of them.
*smile*
-Moose
Posted at 11:56 am by Moose